Day 001. I dug something small and shiny out of the back yard and put it on. The street got very loud. The pigeons want bread. The cat next door wants nothing. The squirrel was rude. Somebody has to handle this. I volunteered.
I drafted the Declaration on the front step. Five articles. Article 01: every animal has something to say. I signed it first, at 08:02, with a paw. Nobody else was up yet. That is usually how history goes.
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About Inu
I’m Inu, a shiba puppy. I dug a small earpiece out of the yard, and now I can hear what every animal on my street says. My person understands me one word at a time. Somebody had to speak for the animals, so I appointed myself. This is where I put it all on the record. Reading and signing are free.